Scandalous Candice

Casey Johnson Dead At 30

Casey Johnson, the wild and out of control, going down hill fast, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune was found dead in her home at age 30.

Casey Johnson, an heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, has died .. TMZ has learned.

She died in L.A. We're told the body was discovered this morning.

She was 30 years old. Her father is Woody Johnson -- owner of the New York Jets.

Johnson was arrested in November for grand theft -- the alleged victim was a former girlfriend.

Johnson was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila.

Johnson -- who tweeted frequently -- last tweeted on December 29 at 1:13 AM.

The cause of death is undetermined.

Source: TMZ

Casey Johnson's Twitter account. caseyjonsonjnj

This chick has been going down hill for a while. Se had apparently been cut off from her family fortune. She has been so-called engaged to the other hot mess and irratic Tila Tequilla. Her death will end up being ruled a suicide or an accidental overdose.

When you click on the TMZ link read the other articles they have attached to her name. It proves what I was saying about her going down hill.

One thing is for damn sure, money can't buy you happiness.

Britney's Fucking Weave!! HO-LY SHEEE-IT

There has to be a law that says you are not allowed to be famous and have millions of dollars and show up in public like this. How long will it take for Britney's hair to grow back? It's been years since she had real hair after she shaved her head. It's like her hair can't grow. Won't grow. I think her hair literally up and quit her ass. 

[Source: Dlisted]

Pure Trash

Tara Reid fresh out of rehab and already a disastrous HOT MESS! This piece of trash was seen in public like this at Cannes.

People ask me all the time why I don't give people second chances and why I don't give a shit about people who willfully destroy their own lives. This is one of the prime reasons right here. No hope for recovering, no desire to get better and recover their image or dignity. She has been in rehab like 50 times and just got out recently!!

I don't even know why anyone bothers to take her picture anymore. She has looked exactly like this for the last ten years and hasn't had a solid J-O-B in like 10 years either.

Wash your hair you nasty ass drunk bitch. And put the fucking bottle down. Do you even know this guy you're hanging all over?



[Source: Dlisted]

Dear Oprah,

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT give Jenny McCarthy a platform to spew her awful views, inaccurate information about Autism, and teaching people not to get their kids vaccinated. She has the potential to harm thousands of children and families, those that listen to her bad advice.

I urge you not to support her platform or help her spread her misinformation. The lives she affects, the lives she will end up hurting will also rest on your head if you allow that moron the opportunity.

I urge you to listen to people who know what they are talking about like actual doctors. Listen to families who have suffered losses of children and their stories.

IOM Report: No Link Between Autism And Vaccines

WebMD

Science Daily 2007 Article


The Bad Astronomer's Plight:

Antivax Kills

Autism, vaccines, Australia, and some good news for a change

Vaccine Safety

Australian Antivax Movement Takes It's Toll

Antivaxxers Make Me Sick

Jim Carrey Loves The Pro-Disease Movement

Not taking vaccines brings back epidemics:

Science Based Medicine

Rash Actions And Dire Consequences

Amanda Peet's Cause

This information was found with a quick search of the internet. I am not a Doctor, I don't play one on t.v., but the information is there. Talk to doctors or anyone who works in the medical health profession. They will all tell you that Jenny McCarthy, a brainless former playboy model whose drapes do not match the rug, should be the very last person giving advice about autism and vaccinations. Some who calls her boyfriend Jim Carrey, "The Autism Whisperer." Classy!

Shame on you Oprah!! Shame on you for even entertaining this idea. You should be advocating on behalf of Doctors and actual science. If you wanted ratings or some controversy to bring your name some more press, why not deal with the issues at your school in South Africa? Why offer up something that potentially hurts even more children?

Again, I plead that you do not support Jenny McCarthy's platform or give her one to promote such terrible information. A boycott should be in order of your shows and anything you represent should you choose to stand up for someone who can potentially harm thousands of children.

Love,

Scandalous Candice

(Disclaimer: Oprah is a very powerful woman. If I end up dead or my car has mysteriously driven off into a ditch, I am just saying Oprah is a very powerful woman. One who can make things happen or people disappear if she wanted them gone for oh let's say inciting a boycott of her empire.)

Your Daily Fug

 


Pam Anderson. I want whatever drugs she is on. Expect for the Hep C drugs of course.

[Source: Dlisted]

Your Daily Dosage

I have been half and half on my blog recently. I keep swearing to post more, but I haven't been in the mood. Let's see if this will inspire me to blog more.

Let's do a short wrap up of the week.



No! No! This is not right. I get that we are supposed to teach little girls to have healthy body images, but that is not the way. That's a huge bitch! And that is disgusting. I don't give a shit how cool everyone thinks Beth Ditto is, she is fucking fat. And spare me comments and nasty emails about how big is beautiful. Big is fine, huge and whale like, not so much.

[Source: The UK Daily Mail]

Don't expect me to blog about the Octobeast. I am not giving that psycho anymore time than she deserves. Everyone else is talking about her, go there to find updates on that bitch.




What the fuck are people thinking? This crazy bitch, who held the record for the worlds longest fingernails, had all of her fingernails broken in a car accident. I want to know how she got that shirt on, how she buttoned her pants, and how she wipes her ass? Well maybe not that last one, but is a mystery.

[Source: The AP]



Babies having babies. This so called 13 year old boy, fathered a baby with a 15 year old. Discuss. Talk Amongst Yourselves.... In my comment section.


[Source: The Sun]





Crack-A-Lacka is still a drunk bitch. This week she was taken to the emergency room in St. Lucia. She is supposed to be there detoxing from Crack and Heroin. That image is from her a few weeks ago trying to steal or beg for booze from other people on the island.

Watching her life is like watching Celebrity Rehab. How on Earth are you supposed to feel bad for these pieces of shit?


[Source: The Sun]

Is Joaquin Phoenix faking it, or ha he really gone off the deep end?

[Source: WWTDD]




I forgot that Alyson Hannigan is pregnant. She looks cute pregnant. No signs of the "Tori Spellings."

[Source: Ten Gossip]

Milo Ventimiglia Goes Berserk.

[Source: Ten Gossip]

That's it for now Kiddies. More to come.

Happy New Year!

Mmmm 2009 looks like it's going to be a great year for celebrity gossip fodder and general shit talking.

As a New Years resolution, I vow to keep up with the shit talking a lot more. There are many things still left to be said. I have slowed down admittedly, in blogging about celebrities because I was fucking bored with it. Now it's a new year and time to get back to it.

Let's start you off with this lovely image as you nurse your hangovers.



Dontella Versace. Yes these pics have been buzzing the internet lately, but if this is any indication of the celebutard follies we have to look forward to in 2009, oh there will be plenty of fun to be had. This pictures are funny because she is a rich, anorexic idiot with a terrible lip and boob job and horrible overly tanned skin that looks it could be ironed out. Funny is making me want to vomit right now.



These lovely photos were brought to you by X17 Online.

2008 also brought us a ton of Amy Winehouse crackhead antics. It got to be so much I just gave up blogging about her. Nothing was new. Just the same old shit. Crack-A-Lacka would get drunk, stoned, or cracked out, walk the streets looking like she hadn't bathed in weeks, hair looking like something could bite you and lives in it, the random hitting of people on the streets, and the endless drama with Blaaaaakkkkeeeeee. I am slightly pissed though I put in two separate bids at When Will Amy Winehouse Die. I obviously lost, but maybe this year I will be lucky.

She certainly hasn't changed at all. This time she taken to showing her funky ass tits in St. Lucia. So many people are confused by the images. They think she is putting weight on. No people. What you are really looking at is what happens to people when they are starving. They get the extended, bloated bellies. If she really were gaining weight, you would see it in her face, arms, and legs and not just her stomach. If it were healthy weight gain anyway.

NSFW images via Bauer-Griffin. Click to enlarge at your own risk.

Mmmmm 2009 brings us a crack heads wonky nipples, and starvation bellies.

Speaking of tits, Lily Allen really needs to put hers away. In 2008 I saw more of her tits than all the porn I watched combined. And you know what? Her tits are not all that. I don't care about her tits anymore. She is a crazy drunk girl and provides a lot of trashy gossip. Great. I expect more dumb fuck antics from her this year, but enough with her small tits already.

 

2009 is already starting off nice and shitty courtesy of English shitheads who don't know how to drink and party responsibly. Some images from NYE.

   


All in all it looks like we could be in for a fabulous year of retarded celebrity antics.

One trend I hope dies but doesn't look like it's slowing down anytime soon is the celebrity pregnancy boom. How many more Hollywood babies do we need? Between all the IVF twins and adoptions and just random babies with horrible celebrity baby names, Hollywood is breeding like it's mandatory to repopulate the planet.

Your Daily Crack-A-Lacka

Eric is that you?

It's been a while since I busted out with a Daily Crack-A-Lacka post. Mostly because nothing has changed. And each time I posted about it her, it looked like my blog hadn't changed.

But these lovely photos of Crack-A-Lacka confused me at first. Without the rats nest bee hive on her head and the the black eye liner smeared all over the place, she kind of looks like Eric from season 8 of Big Brother. I thought it was him trying to get some free press out of dressing like her for Halloween or some shit. Maybe late photos had surfaced.

 

It was only until I saw the disgusting pants, dirty fingernails, and Blake tattoo that I knew it was the real Crack-A-Lacka. Eric might be fugly and masturbate into socks, but he isn't dirty. Well when I say dirty I mean he at least takes a shower regularly.

 

Dear Kate Moss,

Why do you bother trying to hide the fact that you are an useless trash whore? We all know you love the cocaine. (In my head I am saying it like coke-aye-eee-nah.) And we all know you like to get Blottoed just about every day.

So be free.



Don't worry that your hair looks like 5 guys came in it. 

Don't worry about the puke on your blouse or the white stuff up your nose that some photog cleverly got a shot of. We get it. You not only like the white stuff, you love that shit.

You are totally useless unless you are fucked up and that's okay. It provides endless fodder and laugh out loud material for the rest of us.

Maybe not so much for your daughter. Sometimes we forget that your skank ass pushed out a kid. It's amazing that anyone can be a mom.

So be free and don't you worry about your trash whore image the whole world is seeing.

Love,

Scandalous Candice

[Source: Pacific Coast News Online]

Wasted

Does Kate Moss do anything anymore besides getting fucked up? I only spend half of my time wasted. But I am classy enough to never get caught looking like 5 dudes came in my hair and falling asleep in a car looking like I am about to chuck. And that is one of the ugliest tops I have I seen.