Let me preface this by saying I have zero tolerance for blatant disrespect of elder folks. It infuriates me to watch people be disgusting and nasty to other people they think are less than them or weaker than them with out any provocation or realistic reasons.
So I haven't been updating as much on this newest season of Big Brother, BB10. It's because I fucking hate all of them. I wanted to like some of them. I really tried. I have pretty much hated everyone accept for Evel Dick from season 8 and James from season 9. Now I only like Jerry from season 10.
I don't know why I keep watching this damn show. I will totally be watching it next season with the same amount of disgust and contempt.
This entire house, BB10 is playing a personal game and not one person has made a single strategic move as far as playing this game yet. And they all have it out for Jerry. Why? Because they're all juvenile asswipes with a combined I.Q. of 3.
Jerry is the 75 year old man in the house. I loved this guy the second I saw him. He isn't much of a player, but he has dignity (yes there is one person in BB history with dignity) and he tells the truth. He confronts lies and pretty much wears his heart on his sleeve. And for some reason these assholes in the house, these utter pieces of shit, think they can disrespect this man so blatantly and so badly, that it won't matter. Barring the fact of how it makes them look to the world.
I understand that living in a house with new people you haven't met before would be pretty stressful. People are bound to get on your nerves. You are used to living a certain way, doing things a certain way. And they are used to doing their own thing. These people would rather sit there and talk shit behind this mans back rather than to have a little bit of decency and say "hey Jerry that really bothers me when you do that. Would you mind not doing that?"
No that's too hard. It's far easier to talk unbelievable shit behind his back. And I mean some of the most ridiculous and petty shit I have ever heard. Even this Miley Cyrus bullshit YouTube video where she made fun of Selena Gomez, isn't as bad as these fucking losers talking about Jerry. And that Miley clip was some pathetic shit.
It all started with Brian. Brian was the first HG evicted on Season 10. Brian got mad at Jerry because Jerry did not let Brian manipulate Jerry's HOH. Jerry won the first HOH based on first impressions. And Brian grossly underestimating Jerry tried to play him and used Jerry to try control the house. That got squashed quickly and Brian went up on the block. So Brian went on this haterade attack on Jerry. All he did was sit there and try and start shit and turn the others against him because Jerry didn't let Brian run his HOH.
Brian and Angie, Angie who was just evicted, were good friends. One day the HG's were playing a game of charades. Jerry was giving everyone movie titles to act out. When Angie got up he told her to act out the movie Psycho.
Seems simple enough right? Wrong. She took it personally and walked off and then told everyone in the house who would listen that he called her a psycho. So she is crying and getting all worked up. Finally someone has the balls to tell Jerry that he has upset her. He flips out and goes to her immediately to find out what he had done wrong. And he tells her he would never ever disrespect a lady like that and he was simply talking about the movie. He walks away and Brian, Steven, and Angie start saying that that was pathetic. Angie then goes and talks to Jerry in his room and he was crying. He was so upset that he offended her. The man was crying. And then she started crying and they made up and she made it seem like they were all cool.
She then goes back down stairs and tells the guys what happened, And they begin to make fun of him again. It was so disgusting and so typical of the lack of respect and decency these people have.
Then Libra decides to get upset about a competition because she had Jerry and Renny, the two old people on her team and they lost. Libra was put on slop and she got upset saying it's not fair that the two old people were on her team. Renny tells Jerry what Libra said and Jerry let her have it. Libra then lies right to his face saying she never said it. Not only did she lie outright, but she got in his face. Screaming and yelling in his face. I am not saying Jerry is an innocent and delicate flower, but come the fuck on.
Then Memphis, decides he he is going to get in Jerry's face too. Jerry called him a womanizer and Memphis started getting irate like when you see drunk guys in a bar and a couple of his friends have to hold him back. Memphis and Jerry haven't liked each other since the beginning. Mainly because Memphis is a bitch. And he won't act tough to anyone else. But he screamed and yelled and Jerry sat there cool breeze and laughed it off.
Actual photo of Jerry sitting back not scared while Memphis was screaming and yelling and pretending to have the other guys hold him back. That photo is why Jerry is a bad ass.
But still, wow Memphis you cocky ass bitch, you're so tough to get in a 75 year old mans face. You fucking cock sucker!
Then Michelle, the resident tranny, got in Jerry's face. He fought back with her though. Angie was talking to Jerry and then turned around and lied to the other HG's about what Jerry said. So Michelle went to confront Jerry and screamed and yelled in his face too. But he gave it back and told that bitch where to stick her tucked in penis.
So basically, they have chance now to get rid of a strong competitor in the house. They had a chance last week. Jessie or Angie. Gee Jessie already won an HOH, has won a physical and mental comp. Or Angie who hasn't won shit, isn't physical or smart. All she did was sit around the house all day smoking and talking shit. Mmmm that's a hard call. I guess it will have to be Angie. So they did. They got rid of Angie. Not the pompous Jessie. The one who is so arrogant and has all but threatened them all with eviction. Yeah this is a bright house.
Now April has won HOH. They still have a chance to get rid of Jessie, Memphis, or Michelle. The 3 strongest players in the house. Guess who will be going on the block because they don't want him in the sequester house, and think that personal reasons far out weigh the risks of actual competitors in the house? Yep! You guessed it. None other than Jerry.
April like the dumb ass whore that she is, decided to make a deal with Michelle during the endurance comp. to not put her or Jessie up. Just so Michelle would go down and they could end the comp. And first thing April does is cuss out Jerry. Jerry goes to her to say that he knows he isn't on good standings with certain people in the house. And basically to ask him when they no doubt are going to start talking shit about him. He said it's coming and I can tell you the truth. She looks at him and says "I don't want to fucking talk about it. I am not talking game right now."
The nerve of these punk ass fucking people. How dare she talk to him like that and he didn't even do anything. In fact he has been really gracious to all of the ladies. And not only that, they are isolating him. Talking shit about him constantly, avoiding him, hiding out from him, and ignoring things he says when he tries to talk to them. All of them are doing that like fucking petty brats.
Renny, the other old person in the house. Not that far away from Jerry anyway. She sucks beyond all belief. She is more useless than Sheila from season 9, but not as annoying, and doesn't have the frightening lines on her neck that Sheila has. Renny the cunt bitch, who made everyone in the house mad with in the first 5 minutes of being in the house, has decided to join the "I hate Jerry" bandwagon. She too is getting up in his face and talking foul and unbelievable shit about him. Just to fit in mind you. Just to stay off of everyones radar. She is a goddamn worthless floater.
So basically Jerry is my favorite player in the house and I am sickened how disrespectful these lowlifes can be towards him. And the whole house is against him for virtually no reason. They feel threatened by nearly everyone in the house, but only seem to think that Jerry deserves the wrath. It's not like he is as bad as Evel Dick. Which by the way was fantastic barring some awful spitting habits. Evel Dick was my all time favorite player. Never afraid to stand up to the bullshit and gossip, and tell the low life pieces of shit in the house exactly what he thought of them when they deserved it. Jerry has done no such things. I think the worst crime Jerry has committed in the house, was not wash his hands after taking a piss. Again I refer you to my early point about how hard is it to ask someone to not do their bad habits while in the house?
So because I hate everyone in the house now for being total assholes and lower than low human beings who think that they can disrespect Jerry, the Korean war vet, as much as the want and be as awful as they want, I want to dedicate this post to ways I hope they die in the near future.
Sound morbid? Sure it is. But these fucking cunt bags are so awful. It makes me hate humanity every time I watch them. The past couple of seasons have done that. Natalie from season 9 deserves a spot on the list especially. But this post is already too long, so I will keep it to season 10 for now.
This is going to get really ugly and really foul. Well if you are a cry baby and have no sense of morbid humor it will. I do not really wish these things on anyone. It's just hateful imagination. It's merely for entertainment. So don't get your panties in a bunch and send me hate mail.
Jerry: Peacefully in his sleep when he is 113.
Renny: Why is it when hurricanes and natural disasters hit, disgusting people like Renny are left behind? She is a New Orleans native. She is disgusting, awful, fake, annoying, and pathetic. I hope this bitch gets her hands slammed in a door, and then pushed down a flight of stairs and ends up either dead with a broken neck, or paralyzed from the neck down. Then all the awful things she said about Jerry being old and whatever, she can now reflect back on while someone has to wipe her ass and the drool from her mouth.
Brian: I hope he dies chocking on 6 dicks in an orgy. Why do I say cocks? Because Brian is gay (not out of the closet yet either) and he was a total bitch on the show. He will die having all the fun he can handle though.
Angie: I hope she gets burned in a house fire lit by one of her 20 thousand cigarettes she smokes in a day. It's all that bitch did on the show was smoke and talk shit. I don't want her to die. I just want her to have nasty burn scars so that she has to hide away. Otherwise people will point and stare. She will have to over hear little kids will say "eww mommy what happened to her face?"
Steven: Ehhh I liked Steven he can live. But he has to get rid of the Crocs. No self respecting gay man should be caught dead wearing those.
Memphis: I hope Memphis gets stabbed in a bar fight. I hope he gets his head stomped on and his face caved in. Not like the way Ed Norton's character killed that guy in American History X. Biting the curb is fucking nasty. Memphis should be stomped on but not like that.
April: I hope she dies from an abortion. She is no doubt going to end up pregnant (thanks Todd for the idea) from banging Ollie left and right on t.v. I hope they break up and in a bitter dispute she opts for an abortion. Has one and then gets and infection and dies from it.
Ollie: Well I don't have a problem with Ollie accept he is bandwagon player. He only talks about Jerry because everyone else is. He should probably die from an STD April is no doubt giving right now as we speak. He and April also make disgusting mouth sounds while they fuck. BB won't let them take their mics off so you hear their breathing and lip smacking.
Michelle: She I suspect hasn't had her final surgery yet. You know? That final snip that makes her a girl. Michelle is a tranny after all. She is desperate for the $500K. That will buy an awful lot of hormones. She should die in a suicide by throwing herself out of a tall building. She is head over heels in love with Jessie. And clearly Jessie is gay. Jessie probably wants rugged men types. Or maybe innocent fem types. But girls? No way. And with Michelle's quest to be a real woman. It complicates things between her and Jessie. Michelle can't deal with the tuck anymore.
Libra: What can I say about a black chick who only plays the ghetto routine for the cameras. She has some sort of identity crisis. And some mixed up ideas about how to "act white" and how to "act black." Libra is the second most hated person in the house next to Jerry. She does like everyone else does in the house. Directs her anger at Jerry. If only she knew that everyone despises her as much as they hate Jerry. She should have a car accident. The kind where the car literally flips up in the air and rolls a few times. Then the gas tank ignites blowing the whole goddamn thing up. And she should be awake when it burns.
Dan: He doesn't really bother me either. Mainly because he is a fucking weasel sitting in the back round trying to morph to everyones needs so he doesn't stand out. He is highly Catholic. I think a crucifix up the pooper will be fine enough for him.
Keesha: I liked Keesha a lot. She stuck to her guns about not putting Jerry up because she promised him she wouldn't But now that she is no longer HOH, the claws are out and Jerry is target number one to her. She sits there with Renny and talks shit for no reason at all. I think based on her laugh, she should be taken out to sea by dolphins and raped by them until she drowns because they mistook her laugh her as a mating call.
And last but not least Jessie.
Jessie is so pompous and disgusting. Not only to Jerry but to everyone in the house. He is so cocky he is starting to resemble a talking penis. Jessie should die by having acid tossed in his face. Or being tied up in a bathtub with lye dumped all over him while he is still alive. That way he can watch his muscles dissolve right in front of his eyes.
So there you have it. I also want you to keep in mind that these people are not only so dumb that they are playing a personal game and not evicting real threats in the house, some of them actually think the recent California Earthquake was fake. And that Big Brother did that to them to mess with them. Yeah they are that stupid.
If Big Brother continues to put stupid human waste on t.v. you can expect more bitter posts like this. I should make it a tradition for each season.
[All images via CBS.com]
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