Scandalous Candice

Blowhan

Blowhan sure is the queen of some awkward ass photos of her.

Presumably this is a shot of her crying over the recent death of Casey Johnson. A stupid thing called compassion prevents me from making fun of her at this time. But I won't worry too much. There will be more awkward photos of Blowhan to come. She refuses to clean up her act which equals paparazzi gold.

I know, I am a fucking jerk.

Everyone At The VMA's Looked Like Shit

Pretty much anyway. What they fuck were these people thinking? You can't just throw on any old tacky shit and expect to be hip or cool. You have to have rhyme and reason to be properly tacky. They all looked like they tried too hard. What a horrid affair for fashion.

Christina Aguilera = Hot Tranny Mess.

Speaking of Hot Tranny Mess, Brooke Hogan. Can't have only one on the red carpet.



What happened to Tocarra's face?

When you are a big girl, the last thing you want to do is reveal how big you are. She needs to cover up her fat arms. Stop getting uppity about promise rings Jordin Sparks and worry about working out your fat arms.




I still have no idea if this is a man or a woman. He/she is from the band Tokio Hotel. While androgyny can be interesting, I still would like to know if it is a male or female.



What was Blowhan (I haven't given up on the nick name Blowhan just because she likes pussy now) thinking when she wore this stupid thing? Is it all about the side boob?







Two tacky bitches, same ugly shoes. Heidi Montag and Keri Hilson.



 

Even my girl Rihanna despite killing it in her performance at the VMA's, couldn't escape the curse of being tacky. Her face looks pretty though.



A whole mess of tacky and FUG in one shot. Danity Kane.



What the fuck was Katy Perry thinking? This is a hell to the no outfit. And the purse is the stupidest part of the outfit. Hard to believe I know.





It's not so much the dress on Paris Hilton, but more the disgusting weave she has. It looks like something dead. And her feet are nearly as big as Michael Phelps.



Demi Moore look good. But this picture is a weird angel and it makes her legs look fat and disporportionate to her body. Strange effect.



And last but not least. Pink. I love Pink's rebelious side, but I think she should turn it off when it comes to fashion. Second Hell to the No in this post. Not only is the dress a disaster, but the orange skin is exactly what she makes fun of in her song Stupid Girls. What an idiot.

[Images via MTV, Getty, AP, Reuters]

Headline Of The Week

"What Samantha Sees In Lindsay." Brought to you courtesy of The Sun.

Totally hilarious.

No!

When whores get involved in fashion, of course they are thinking ahead. Like knee pads on these incredibly tacky legging from Lindsay Lohan. She knows what she is talking about. And she made a priority for dick sucking a fashion statement. God Bless Whores. Always thinking on their feet knees.

The mannequin is complete with a camel toe.

Oh and those padded leggings will cost you $132 bucks.

And these disgusting things:



These will set you back $99.

[Source: ONTD]

Is This A Good Idea?

If you want attention in Hollywood, it's probably not a good idea to admit you banged Lindsay Lohan. It means you probably have some STD now and you should go get checked out immediately. And there goes your sex life once people find out you were number xxxx on Lindsay's belt.

Bobby Brown's son (that should answer a lot of questions as to why this person is crazy, and seeking attention) Landon Brown says he and Lindsay boned in a bathroom at a private party in West Hollywood. How charming?

"Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.

"I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in."

[Source: Showbiz Spy]

Wow. How very Lindsay. You remember the 3 different guys she banged in 24 hours while visiting Italy? Yeah she is full of class. And this guys dad is Bobby Brown. Enough said there.

Awww Isn't That Sweet

[Blowhan and Ronson getting close on P.Diddy's yacht.]

It's official Blowhan likes the poon. Now what am I supposed to call her? Blowhan was awesome. I just wish she liked poon that was hotter than Samantha Ronson. My god she is foul and her fashion sense is appalling. Oh well. As long as Lindsay is happy and off of the happy white dust.



[Source: The U.K. Daily Mail]

Blowhan Is Pissed!

That is a real ad from the American Beverage Institute that ran in USA Today. Yes her lawyers have issued a statement.

Lindsay's mega-lawyer, Blair Berk, issued this statement to TMZ:

"USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American 'tradition' we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.

Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives."

[Source: TMZ]

Ginger On Ginger Hate

Rupert Grint has some choice words for old Lindsay Lohan.

Rupert Grint has claimed it is best to avoid female stars like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

The Harry Potter actor revealed that he met Lohan last year in America and that she bored him by talking about herself all the time.

Grint added that he didn't want to meet Hilton because she was the sort of girl you should "stay away from".

He told The Sun: "I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot.

"She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, 'But you can’t act'.

"I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from."

[Source: Digital Spy]

Smart kid. Only there are a few problems. He isn't a very good actor either. And he is quite possibly one of the ugliest child actors ever. What happened to him is similar to what happened to Jonathan Lipniki. You remember him right? He was cute kid from Jerry MacGuire. So cute until he grew up into this desperately ugly thing. Same thing with old Rupert. Cute in the first two Harry Potter films and then bam! Look at him now. FUG!