Pretty much anyway. What they fuck were these people thinking? You can't just throw on any old tacky shit and expect to be hip or cool. You have to have rhyme and reason to be properly tacky. They all looked like they tried too hard. What a horrid affair for fashion.
Christina Aguilera = Hot Tranny Mess.
Speaking of Hot Tranny Mess, Brooke Hogan. Can't have only one on the red carpet.
What happened to Tocarra's face?
When you are a big girl, the last thing you want to do is reveal how big you are. She needs to cover up her fat arms. Stop getting uppity about promise rings Jordin Sparks and worry about working out your fat arms.

I still have no idea if this is a man or a woman. He/she is from the band Tokio Hotel. While androgyny can be interesting, I still would like to know if it is a male or female.
What was Blowhan (I haven't given up on the nick name Blowhan just because she likes pussy now) thinking when she wore this stupid thing? Is it all about the side boob?
Two tacky bitches, same ugly shoes. Heidi Montag and Keri Hilson.
Even my girl Rihanna despite killing it in her performance at the VMA's, couldn't escape the curse of being tacky. Her face looks pretty though.
A whole mess of tacky and FUG in one shot. Danity Kane.
What the fuck was Katy Perry thinking? This is a hell to the no outfit. And the purse is the stupidest part of the outfit. Hard to believe I know.
It's not so much the dress on Paris Hilton, but more the disgusting weave she has. It looks like something dead. And her feet are nearly as big as Michael Phelps.
Demi Moore look good. But this picture is a weird angel and it makes her legs look fat and disporportionate to her body. Strange effect.
And last but not least. Pink. I love Pink's rebelious side, but I think she should turn it off when it comes to fashion. Second Hell to the No in this post. Not only is the dress a disaster, but the orange skin is exactly what she makes fun of in her song Stupid Girls. What an idiot.

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