Scandalous Candice

Farewell My Doctor

Screen shots from Doctor Who The End of Time part 2.

"I Don't Want To Go."

 

 

Source: U.K. Daily Mail

He Doesn't Look A Thing Like Jesus....

But He talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were yoooooounnnnggggg!

Source: news.com.au

Today's WTF Image

Today's WTF Image comes courtesy of Kelly Ripa. She has banging body. Tight arms and abs.... Except WTF is that on her belly? A nubbin? That is WEIRD!!

[Source: Dlisted]

Your Daily Fug

 


Pam Anderson. I want whatever drugs she is on. Expect for the Hep C drugs of course.

[Source: Dlisted]

A Two-For-One WTF

This first image was from last weekend. Lady GaGa forgot to tuck.




And for the record, This bitch is super FUG. I was over her look and and sunglasses to hide how big her nose is from the second I laid eyes on her. I am over fug fashion that's meant to be "Original" or "Trendy." Fuck that she always wears the stupidest shit.To me she is as stupid looking as Agyness Deyn. Blah. Both are fugly bitches.

Here is what she looks like sans the glasses. I couldn't make this up if I tried.



HOT TRANNY MESS!!!

[Source: Hollywood Tuna]


Up next is Britney. With "sobriety" or anti-depressants comes weight gain. Shouldn't rock the bare midriff unless you are anorexic or have rock hard abs that you can break bricks off of.



Sorry Brit Brit, but your chunky. Your thighs are huge too. I know it's not right to make fun of the mentally unstable, but still. When you have nothing to do but work out and you are a dancer, you shouldn't be seen with rolls.

[Source: Hollywood Tuna]

Hateade. What can you do but point and laugh.

The WTF Image Of The Day

It looks like Kanye is blowing some dude at a party. Turns out it's his new lady friend Amber Rose who sports a shaved head. Androgyny can be hot sometimes, yet wicked confusing.

[Source: Viceland]

Where Were The Handlers?

Kellie Pickler, you have got a little something, something on your nose.

Again I ask the eternal question of this blog, where were the celebrity handlers that should have been monitoring this situation? Handlers can include friends, stylists, and misc. entourage or hangers on.

You don't walk out on to any red carpet situation with out checking yourself in a full size mirror, and you don't even dare mess with your own make up. And you certainly don't leave with out checking, rechecking, and many outside opinions on the matter.

Did no one think to tell her that she looks like she stopped a cocaine drug den before arriving at a fashion show?

Someone Paid For Madonna's Snatch

Her vintage nude fetched $37,500 at auction. Fabrizio Masoni is the moron who bought it. I call him a moron because let's face it, everyone has seen Madonna naked. And just about everyone has tapped that. If you have walked into a dark alley by mistake, that couldn't have been her snatch. Ever tripped and fell into a bush? Look at the size of her bush. That might not have been the kind of bush you thought it was. Damn she had some bush. Thank god waxing is in and the hairy 70's is over.

It's after midnight. I don't know what the fuck I am talking about. The point is she has a huge, harry, snatch and some sorry fucker paid for it.

I think the worst part about this image, is that her face looks so much like her daughter Lourdes. That's a very disturbing thought.

Image via Dlisted.

Click here for NSFW image from Christie's.

Your Daily Dosage

I have been half and half on my blog recently. I keep swearing to post more, but I haven't been in the mood. Let's see if this will inspire me to blog more.

Let's do a short wrap up of the week.



No! No! This is not right. I get that we are supposed to teach little girls to have healthy body images, but that is not the way. That's a huge bitch! And that is disgusting. I don't give a shit how cool everyone thinks Beth Ditto is, she is fucking fat. And spare me comments and nasty emails about how big is beautiful. Big is fine, huge and whale like, not so much.

[Source: The UK Daily Mail]

Don't expect me to blog about the Octobeast. I am not giving that psycho anymore time than she deserves. Everyone else is talking about her, go there to find updates on that bitch.




What the fuck are people thinking? This crazy bitch, who held the record for the worlds longest fingernails, had all of her fingernails broken in a car accident. I want to know how she got that shirt on, how she buttoned her pants, and how she wipes her ass? Well maybe not that last one, but is a mystery.

[Source: The AP]



Babies having babies. This so called 13 year old boy, fathered a baby with a 15 year old. Discuss. Talk Amongst Yourselves.... In my comment section.


[Source: The Sun]





Crack-A-Lacka is still a drunk bitch. This week she was taken to the emergency room in St. Lucia. She is supposed to be there detoxing from Crack and Heroin. That image is from her a few weeks ago trying to steal or beg for booze from other people on the island.

Watching her life is like watching Celebrity Rehab. How on Earth are you supposed to feel bad for these pieces of shit?


[Source: The Sun]

Is Joaquin Phoenix faking it, or ha he really gone off the deep end?

[Source: WWTDD]




I forgot that Alyson Hannigan is pregnant. She looks cute pregnant. No signs of the "Tori Spellings."

[Source: Ten Gossip]

Milo Ventimiglia Goes Berserk.

[Source: Ten Gossip]

That's it for now Kiddies. More to come.

Damn Mr. President, That's Fucked Up

LOL! No cats were harmed in the making of this hilarious image sequence.