I found the missing link on our evolutionary chain. Even better is that she is walking around and talking. She has even bred and had children. Oh the things science can learn from this missing link.
She even has a name and is being documented on t.v. Teresa from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It should be on the Discovery Channel and not Bravo. I am gathering that scientists will be able to tell a lot from her hairline. The one inch between the top of her forehead and eyebrow is particularly fascinating.
Okay, okay let's not hate on Teresa solely because let's face it, they are all beasts on TRHNJ.
There is Caroline the Orange Beast. I call her that based on the previews on t.v. She is a hot mess, orange nightmare, bronzer gone wrong on lily white skin, total hot mess. Her accent is so over the top and her bulldog butch stance on everything is so ridiculous. "Let me tell you about my family, we're thick as thieves." It's not as pathetic as Teresa's husband actually saying "fugetaboutit."
The rest of these ridiculous hags are whatever. Danielle has a tight body, but she also has a pulled back overly botoxed face. She is looking for her billionaire now that she is done being divorced from the millionaire who is holding on to her divorce settlement.
This NJ version is bound to be horribly bad and should be called the white trash with money of New Jersey. I am still going to watch this shit though. At the very least to watch the Missing Link.




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