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I Found The Missing Link

I found the missing link on our evolutionary chain. Even better is that she is walking around and talking. She has even bred and had children. Oh the things science can learn from this missing link.

She even has a name and is being documented on t.v. Teresa from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It should be on the Discovery Channel and not Bravo. I am gathering that scientists will be able to tell a lot from her hairline. The one inch between the top of her forehead and eyebrow is particularly fascinating.

Okay, okay let's not hate on Teresa solely because let's face it, they are all beasts on TRHNJ.

There is Caroline the Orange Beast. I call her that based on the previews on t.v. She is a hot mess, orange nightmare, bronzer gone wrong on lily white skin, total hot mess. Her accent is so over the top and her bulldog butch stance on everything is so ridiculous. "Let me tell you about my family, we're thick as thieves." It's not as pathetic as Teresa's husband actually saying "fugetaboutit."

The rest of these ridiculous hags are whatever. Danielle has a tight body, but she also has a pulled back overly botoxed face. She is looking for her billionaire now that she is done being divorced from the millionaire who is holding on to her divorce settlement.



This NJ version is bound to be horribly bad and should be called the white trash with money of New Jersey. I am still going to watch this shit though. At the very least to watch the Missing Link.

Your Daily Fug

 


Pam Anderson. I want whatever drugs she is on. Expect for the Hep C drugs of course.

[Source: Dlisted]

Today's WTF Post

Today's WTF post is brought to you by Lady Gaga... Again.

Last time I brought you a 2 for 1 post about her cock that she forgot to tuck. Like you didn't know "she" is a fucking tranny? Please.

This time I would like to take special notice of her fucked up spray tan.


[Image via I'm Not Obsessed]

Look at her face and torso. Then look at her feet and hands. One is Cheeto orange and the other is lily white.

Tres Tragic.

A Two-For-One WTF

This first image was from last weekend. Lady GaGa forgot to tuck.




And for the record, This bitch is super FUG. I was over her look and and sunglasses to hide how big her nose is from the second I laid eyes on her. I am over fug fashion that's meant to be "Original" or "Trendy." Fuck that she always wears the stupidest shit.To me she is as stupid looking as Agyness Deyn. Blah. Both are fugly bitches.

Here is what she looks like sans the glasses. I couldn't make this up if I tried.



HOT TRANNY MESS!!!

[Source: Hollywood Tuna]


Up next is Britney. With "sobriety" or anti-depressants comes weight gain. Shouldn't rock the bare midriff unless you are anorexic or have rock hard abs that you can break bricks off of.



Sorry Brit Brit, but your chunky. Your thighs are huge too. I know it's not right to make fun of the mentally unstable, but still. When you have nothing to do but work out and you are a dancer, you shouldn't be seen with rolls.

[Source: Hollywood Tuna]

Hateade. What can you do but point and laugh.

Is This For DWTS Or Drag Race?

Cheryl Burke on the cover of TV Guide confused me for a hot minute. I wasn't sure if it was her or one of the fierce bitches on Drag Race, RuPaul's drag queen showdown. At least she doesn't have those disgusting bangs anymore. It's really too bad it is her. It would be so much hotter if it was a drag queen. Cheryl Burke just sucks beyond all belief so this picture and anyone she is involved with automatically loses.