Scandalous Candice

Casey Johnson Dead At 30

Casey Johnson, the wild and out of control, going down hill fast, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune was found dead in her home at age 30.

Casey Johnson, an heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, has died .. TMZ has learned.

She died in L.A. We're told the body was discovered this morning.

She was 30 years old. Her father is Woody Johnson -- owner of the New York Jets.

Johnson was arrested in November for grand theft -- the alleged victim was a former girlfriend.

Johnson was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila.

Johnson -- who tweeted frequently -- last tweeted on December 29 at 1:13 AM.

The cause of death is undetermined.

Source: TMZ

Casey Johnson's Twitter account. caseyjonsonjnj

This chick has been going down hill for a while. Se had apparently been cut off from her family fortune. She has been so-called engaged to the other hot mess and irratic Tila Tequilla. Her death will end up being ruled a suicide or an accidental overdose.

When you click on the TMZ link read the other articles they have attached to her name. It proves what I was saying about her going down hill.

One thing is for damn sure, money can't buy you happiness.

Your Daily Fug

 


Pam Anderson. I want whatever drugs she is on. Expect for the Hep C drugs of course.

[Source: Dlisted]

Your Daily Dosage

I have been half and half on my blog recently. I keep swearing to post more, but I haven't been in the mood. Let's see if this will inspire me to blog more.

Let's do a short wrap up of the week.



No! No! This is not right. I get that we are supposed to teach little girls to have healthy body images, but that is not the way. That's a huge bitch! And that is disgusting. I don't give a shit how cool everyone thinks Beth Ditto is, she is fucking fat. And spare me comments and nasty emails about how big is beautiful. Big is fine, huge and whale like, not so much.

[Source: The UK Daily Mail]

Don't expect me to blog about the Octobeast. I am not giving that psycho anymore time than she deserves. Everyone else is talking about her, go there to find updates on that bitch.




What the fuck are people thinking? This crazy bitch, who held the record for the worlds longest fingernails, had all of her fingernails broken in a car accident. I want to know how she got that shirt on, how she buttoned her pants, and how she wipes her ass? Well maybe not that last one, but is a mystery.

[Source: The AP]



Babies having babies. This so called 13 year old boy, fathered a baby with a 15 year old. Discuss. Talk Amongst Yourselves.... In my comment section.


[Source: The Sun]





Crack-A-Lacka is still a drunk bitch. This week she was taken to the emergency room in St. Lucia. She is supposed to be there detoxing from Crack and Heroin. That image is from her a few weeks ago trying to steal or beg for booze from other people on the island.

Watching her life is like watching Celebrity Rehab. How on Earth are you supposed to feel bad for these pieces of shit?


[Source: The Sun]

Is Joaquin Phoenix faking it, or ha he really gone off the deep end?

[Source: WWTDD]




I forgot that Alyson Hannigan is pregnant. She looks cute pregnant. No signs of the "Tori Spellings."

[Source: Ten Gossip]

Milo Ventimiglia Goes Berserk.

[Source: Ten Gossip]

That's it for now Kiddies. More to come.

Your Daily Crack-A-Lacka

Eric is that you?

It's been a while since I busted out with a Daily Crack-A-Lacka post. Mostly because nothing has changed. And each time I posted about it her, it looked like my blog hadn't changed.

But these lovely photos of Crack-A-Lacka confused me at first. Without the rats nest bee hive on her head and the the black eye liner smeared all over the place, she kind of looks like Eric from season 8 of Big Brother. I thought it was him trying to get some free press out of dressing like her for Halloween or some shit. Maybe late photos had surfaced.

 

It was only until I saw the disgusting pants, dirty fingernails, and Blake tattoo that I knew it was the real Crack-A-Lacka. Eric might be fugly and masturbate into socks, but he isn't dirty. Well when I say dirty I mean he at least takes a shower regularly.

 

Dear Kate Moss,

Why do you bother trying to hide the fact that you are an useless trash whore? We all know you love the cocaine. (In my head I am saying it like coke-aye-eee-nah.) And we all know you like to get Blottoed just about every day.

So be free.



Don't worry that your hair looks like 5 guys came in it. 

Don't worry about the puke on your blouse or the white stuff up your nose that some photog cleverly got a shot of. We get it. You not only like the white stuff, you love that shit.

You are totally useless unless you are fucked up and that's okay. It provides endless fodder and laugh out loud material for the rest of us.

Maybe not so much for your daughter. Sometimes we forget that your skank ass pushed out a kid. It's amazing that anyone can be a mom.

So be free and don't you worry about your trash whore image the whole world is seeing.

Love,

Scandalous Candice

[Source: Pacific Coast News Online]

Wasted

Does Kate Moss do anything anymore besides getting fucked up? I only spend half of my time wasted. But I am classy enough to never get caught looking like 5 dudes came in my hair and falling asleep in a car looking like I am about to chuck. And that is one of the ugliest tops I have I seen. 

Your Daily Crack-A-Lacka

It's been a while since I posted about my favorite train wreck and crackhead. And she is proving that no matter how much time goes by, she isn't getting any better. She emerged for a night out in Camden again looking like total shit.

She looks like those guys and crackhead ladies that hang out on street corners in the early hours of the morning. You never seem them at 10 pm or later. They are always out and about first thing in the morning. Begging for change, a lighter, or a cigarette. And if you ignore them they say one of two things to you. Fuck you or god bless you.

The women look so suntanned, leathery, wrinkled and dirty and their cigarette voices are so harsh you are not sure if it's a guy or a girl at first.

Thinking of all of this I am reminded that I have to make a new prediction on when she will die. But it doesn't matter those bastards won't let you vote more than once. I think you should be allowed to try again if your date has already come and gone.

Your Daily Crack-A-Lacka

Okay I am a day late and a dollar short on this one. But fuck it.

Amy Winehouse, our favorite junkie was caught on tape once again doing drugs.

The hilarious part about this, is that BLLAAAAAKKKEEEE's mother called for Amy to be arrested. Is his mother snorting cocaine too? They won't arrest Crack-A-Lacka. That bitch is out on the streets attacking people, smoking weed in front of paparazzi, walking around aimlessly, having crying fits in the streets, walking around with no shoes on or no shirt in some cases. The police won't do shit.

I think they are quietly sitting back waiting for her to OD.

Watch the clip here. NOTW.

When you see the source don't laugh too hard. It's really her on the tape snorting shit. And after the John Edwards affair got blown up by the National Enquirer, I think it's safe to say that sometimes a fair story hits these trashy magazines.

Who Needs Rehab With Friends Like These

It's no wonder our favorite crack head Amy Winehouse can't get better with enablers like this hanging around her. If it's not that total piece of shit Pete Doherty, it's Sadie Frost. Oh well I suppose their logic is, we'll help her do her drugs or drink her booze, that way she isn't doing all of it herself.

She is looking worse for wears. I can't believe Jude Law tapped this and made babies with her. The 42 year old was seen leaving Amy's flat completely annihilated with her panties hanging out.



She is 42 and yet she looks 55 in these pictures. Grow the fuck up and leave the crack head or alone. Goddamn enablers. Latching on, getting fucked up, and driving themselves straight into the ground. But who cares? No one else seems to.

Well maybe her 4 kids are care. "Where is mommy?" "Oh don't worry kids, she is out getting fucked up with Englands most notorious crack head Amy Winehouse. No need to worry at all."

[Source: The U.K. Daily Mail]

Your Daily Crack-A-Lacka

She hasn't been around much lately. But nothing has changed for our favorite crack head. She still looks like a huge scrub that just crawled out of an alley after sucking strange dick for crack. Still looking like she has no idea what a bath or a shower is. And still has meth face. Oh and she slapped another woman on the street. I can't wait for someone to turn around and beat her crack head ass up. She gets away with smoking weed on the streets being filmed doing it, smoking crack on tape, hitting people and yet she still roams the streets.

Anyway, Amy Winehouse was booed at the V Festival in Staffordshire. She was 20 minutes late. That's actually pretty good for her. And she got booed for dedicating "Wake Up Alone" to her fellow junkie piece of shit husband Blaaaaaaakee. I don't know if you are supposed to spell out Blake normally. Amy always moans his name.

Why Amy Winehouse was late isn't the real question. Why people cared about seeing her when she can't sing her own songs anymore and she clearly pissed them off makes me wonder.

[Source: Dlisted]