In a new authorized biography, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, there are some stunning revelations about the amount of women he may have banged.
"Using simple arithmetic," author Peter Biskind calculates, according to New York Post,
Betty bedded "12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does NOT
include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and
so on."
Well, move over today's sluts and scum bags (everyone on the Jersey Shore), an elder statesman can still give you all a run for your money.
A lot of comments I have read about this are revealing people who seem to be shocked and appalled by these numbers. It was old Hollywood people. Look at him in his younger days. Don't act like you wouldn't have hit it. A lot of male and female stars probably have some excessive numbers like this. Maybe not 13k, but maybe enough to need a body condom just to shake hands with them. Like Gerard Butler and Lindsay Lohan for instance.
Opps! No sooner did I post this, Beatty's legal team released a statement to the Huffington Post about the so-called authorized book.
In a statement to the Huffington Post, Warren Beatty's attorney,
Bertram Fields, denies that Peter Biskind's new book, "Star: How Warren
Beatty Seduced America," was authorized by the actor:
"Mr. Biskind's tedious and boring book on Mr. Beatty was not
authorized by Mr. Beatty and should not be published as an authorized
biography," Fields says. "It contains many false assertions and
purportedly quotes Mr. Beatty as saying things he never said. Other
media should not repeat things from the book on the assumption that
they are true or that the book is an authorized biography."
There has to be a law that says you are not allowed to be famous and have millions of dollars and show up in public like this. How long will it take for Britney's hair to grow back? It's been years since she had real hair after she shaved her head. It's like her hair can't grow. Won't grow. I think her hair literally up and quit her ass.
Tara Reid fresh out of rehab and already a disastrous HOT MESS! This piece of trash was seen in public like this at Cannes.
People ask me all the time why I don't give people second chances and why I don't give a shit about people who willfully destroy their own lives. This is one of the prime reasons right here. No hope for recovering, no desire to get better and recover their image or dignity. She has been in rehab like 50 times and just got out recently!!
I don't even know why anyone bothers to take her picture anymore. She has looked exactly like this for the last ten years and hasn't had a solid J-O-B in like 10 years either.
Wash your hair you nasty ass drunk bitch. And put the fucking bottle down. Do you even know this guy you're hanging all over?
I found the missing link on our evolutionary chain. Even better is that she is walking around and talking. She has even bred and had children. Oh the things science can learn from this missing link.
She even has a name and is being documented on t.v. Teresa from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It should be on the Discovery Channel and not Bravo. I am gathering that scientists will be able to tell a lot from her hairline. The one inch between the top of her forehead and eyebrow is particularly fascinating.
Okay, okay let's not hate on Teresa solely because let's face it, they are all beasts on TRHNJ.
There is Caroline the Orange Beast. I call her that based on the previews on t.v. She is a hot mess, orange nightmare, bronzer gone wrong on lily white skin, total hot mess. Her accent is so over the top and her bulldog butch stance on everything is so ridiculous. "Let me tell you about my family, we're thick as thieves." It's not as pathetic as Teresa's husband actually saying "fugetaboutit."
The rest of these ridiculous hags are whatever. Danielle has a tight body, but she also has a pulled back overly botoxed face. She is looking for her billionaire now that she is done being divorced from the millionaire who is holding on to her divorce settlement.
This NJ version is bound to be horribly bad and should be called the white trash with money of New Jersey. I am still going to watch this shit though. At the very least to watch the Missing Link.
Paris Hilton and her big ass Cold Sore on her lip wish you all a happy holiday's from Melbourne, Australia!! Nothing says wintertime like a nice, fat herpes sore on your lip!
Yet another type of post I haven't done in a while. Time to resurrect the classics. And what a good time like today with 3 fugalicious images.
Up first is John Travolta and that goddamn rug on his head. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! Please stop wearing fake hair. Enough is enough already. We know your ass is bald!!! We have even seen the glue marks.
How far is he willing to go in the name of all things embarrassing? Look at his goatee. It has gray in it, and the rug on his head is fake brown. What an asshole.
And then there is this picture. Joseph Fiennes and Grace Jones at the GQ Awards. While most people are creeped out by Jones, I am worried about Joseph. What the hell happened to his face? It's all red and puffy. Where the hell has he been anyway? It doesn't matter, he will never be as good or as good looking as his brother Ralph.
And last but not least, who could have a Daily Fug collection without Crack-A-Lacka? She reminds me of Angela from Sleepaway Camp. If you haven't seen that movie, go out right this minute and rent it. There is a big surprise at the end.
Mmm, just look at that gorgeous skin and yellow teeth peering out. And that curly mess on her head is just so in style right now. Okay I am lying but it is a lot better than that rats nest she used to hide her coke in. And more than likely small rodents probably did make a home in it.
It's been a while since I busted out with a Daily Crack-A-Lacka post. Mostly because nothing has changed. And each time I posted about it her, it looked like my blog hadn't changed.
But these lovely photos of Crack-A-Lacka confused me at first. Without the rats nest bee hive on her head and the the black eye liner smeared all over the place, she kind of looks like Eric from season 8 of Big Brother. I thought it was him trying to get some free press out of dressing like her for Halloween or some shit. Maybe late photos had surfaced.
It was only until I saw the disgusting pants, dirty fingernails, and Blake tattoo that I knew it was the real Crack-A-Lacka. Eric might be fugly and masturbate into socks, but he isn't dirty. Well when I say dirty I mean he at least takes a shower regularly.
Okay let's make one thing clear. Do not defend Sarah Palin or the RNC's decision to let her go on a $150k shopping spree. I will quote Shakespere here with Juliet's mother in Romeo and Juliet. "Talk not to me for I will not hear a word."
I am outraged and mad as hell that some of these republican women are out on a war path to attack the media and call it sexist that Sarah Palin took campaign money to go shopping at Sak's Fifth Avenue, and Neiman Marcus. Sure they are supposed to defend her with distracting talking points. But give me a fucking break. This is the lowest of the low. Shameless women defending other shameless women. I just watched David Schuster hash it out with republican Sherri Jacobus. She won't admit she is embarrassed by Palin's shameless spending though most republicans are saying that they are. And she even added that Plain is "worth every penny." That's not the kind of message I would be trying to send. American she is worth it so send us more money to fund her shopping. What is this a fucking Loreal commercial?
While Sarah Palin is out on the campaign trail desperately trying to portray herself as some average American, while this nation struggles to pay their bills, for groceries, and for gas, this woman was out shopping and getting herself glammed up. And she took the hard earned money of these donors to do it.
Now I will say the make up artist was not a bad investment. Someone has to teach Palin how to put her goddamn lipstick on. She wears her liner around her mouth like Pam Anderson. I am not sure that whore is the kind of person I would be working so hard to emulate. But to each their own.
Campbell Brown on CNN tried to make this a sexist issue that Palin's spending of campaign funds in shameless ways wouldn't be talked about if she were a man. Yes they would. But no one has ever blown that much money let alone campaign money on such stupid and trite things like shopping. She thinks it's ridiculous that we aren't talking about the men in this way. Or bringing up McCain's expensive clothes.
Campbell wants to remind people about the double standard women have. There is relevance in the fact that yes women do have to live up to a higher standard on appearance than men. But that is not the point of Palin's shopping spree and why it's being brought up. She took campaign funds. And allowed herself to be treated in such a way. Palin is very pretty and frankly didn't need the clothes to convey that fact. But why she did it again isn't the point. It's why she took campaign funds to do it and why she needed so much of it that's really the issue.
Campbell Brown didn't exactly have shit to say about the gross display of wealth from Cindy McCain when she wore that disgustingly ugly $300k dollar outfit for the RNC. One outfit that cost that much. And you know why it wasn't a big deal? Because she is rich and it was her own money. She is free to blow it on ugly outfits that highlighted how bad her plastic surgery is all she wants to.
Campbell also forgets that John Edwards was railed by the press for his stupid $400 dollar haircuts. And his stupid perfect hair. I guess that wasn't sexist to make fun of a guy for getting a high priced haircut? No? It's only sexist when it comes to women? Oh no I get it. For every inadequacy a woman has we'll just chalk it up to sexism. We'll ignore the fact that men too have been called out for their gross expenditures.
We have to constantly set women back. Campbell you effectively set women back by making this yet another unfounded sexist issue. Women can no longer be held responsible for their actions any more. She blew $150k of campaign money for personal gain. And you claim it's because we set standards on women. She HAS to look good. Well what about Palin taking hard earned money from the struggling people of this nation? What about the fact that she allows herself to be used and treated this way. She took the goddamn money.
Campbell says we don't make a big deal of McCain's $520 Ferragamo shoes. That's because he is rich!!! He paid for it. Why does he need to be railed for something he bought with his own money? If he wants to wipe his ass in silk, it's his right to do it with his money. Did he take campaign money to buy imported Italian suits? No. No one has accept for Palin.
Why can't she be held accountable without it being another fucking ridiculous charge of sexism? This is egregious spending. And it's a pattern of lies from the McCain campaign. "We are just like you. We struggle just like you my friends." The only thing Palin is struggling with monetarily speaking is which fucking designer boot to buy. Let's not forget that she used Alaskan tax payer money to fly her kids around and used it on her family in other ways.
She should be held accountable. Don't any of you women deny her responsibility with bogus charges of sexism to change the subject or flip it back.
What women fail to realize is that the constant crying and over use of the sexism card is what is setting women back. Women want every single thing that men have and to be treated fairly for it. Well guess what? Politics is a nasty game. And men tear each other apart all the time. In cheap and petty ways to more serious ways. When a women enters the playing field we have taken away her ability to be hit. Women say focus on the issues. Well the issue is the the campaign funds. And now that it's disgusting that a woman did something shameless, it's sexist. Bollocks to that!
If you want the glass ceiling broken, then don't complain and make exaggerated claims of sexism. Don't let them take you down, but don't take every mistake a woman makes and turn it in to some crying game. Women need to own their mistakes. Do not follow Hillary Clinton's lead and whip up fake tears and pander. Own what you did. The reason men have a hard time taking women seriously is because all they do is cry and and not stand up to their own actions. And as a woman myself, I can't say that I blame them.
Sarah Palin is stupid. She is corrupt. And she is a liar. Own it you bitches. And stop making excuses for that pathetic excuse of a woman. And stop holding us back because you feel mistreated and the need to cry. Real women don't need to hide behind sexism. They take the hits just like the men do. If we want true equality, then we need to stop crying about every little issue. And we need to remind ourselves that men can be and are just as petty as women are. Maybe not about the same issues as make up and clothes, but if you listen to them carefully, especially McCain right now, they whine an awful lot. They are not better. McCain puts out a terrorist ad, and when someone calls him out for it, he doesn't answer the charge he cries about being called and points the finger back. What is that people? It's called a bitch tactic. So you see ladies, men are just as capable of the ridiculous. You just have to play the game and know what to look for and know how to call them out on their own shit instead of crying how unfair things are for you.
And by easy, I mean far too easy to look like a shameless hooker at 15. The pedophiles are going to have a field day with shit like this going around.
Aww isn't she a cute little porn star in the making?
Also what's up with all that shit on her arm? Is that what all the cool kids are doing? She reminds of the bag lady Olsen twins. I had to bring this up since I know none of you have taken your eyes away from her mouth.
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