Scandalous Candice

BAFTA Television Nominations

A few of my favorites are up for BAFTA Television Awards and I thought I should share.

Doctor Who is nominated for Best Drama Series.

Einstein and Eddington (Will be coming to HBO soon for American Audiences) Best Single Drama.

Dexter is nominated for Best International.

That Mitchell And Webb Look for Best Comedy Programme.

Good Luck to my favorites.

Long Overdue!!!

This is a post dedicated to the dumbest fucking haircuts on planet Earth.

For years Asian men, particularly Japanese men have gotten away with the worst hairstyles. They look like fucking women. Their hair is more decked out than the bitches in Hair Wars!

It's time to stop letting this shit go verbally unpunished. These hairstyles scream "let's play tummy sticks." I get that Asian people are very trendy, fashion forward, and very creative, but some of these hairstyles are flat out HELL TO THE NO!

This is far beyond metrosexual hair like Christiano Ronaldo and David Beckaham are so famous for. And I won't forget the time Ewan MacGregor tried it too.








Now Let's highlight some asian men's hairstyles that should be highlighted as some of the worst and most stupid hairstyles ever for men to wear. Men that are not trannies mind you.

Well hello princess.



Was an anime cartoon your insipration?




Oh look a hair product whore. Is he wearing pink lipstick?



Oh shit, it's the character from Castlevania: Curse of Darkness.




Why yes that is still considered a mullet even with the stringy, spiky layers.



Is the intention to not be able to tell if this is a guy or a girl? Is androgyny really the "it" factor these days?

 

I can't tell which is more distracting, the hair or the freaky contacts?

 

Pick an Anime character anyone and they more than likely have this hair.

Scary and yet equally trendy? Look closely and you will notice Spock eyebrows.

 

This one is just utterly ridiculous. There is nothing more that needs to be said.

Family Guy Does Bale Out

The Family Guy has gotten in on the Christian Bale meltdown mash up fun.

Where Were The Handlers?

Kellie Pickler, you have got a little something, something on your nose.

Again I ask the eternal question of this blog, where were the celebrity handlers that should have been monitoring this situation? Handlers can include friends, stylists, and misc. entourage or hangers on.

You don't walk out on to any red carpet situation with out checking yourself in a full size mirror, and you don't even dare mess with your own make up. And you certainly don't leave with out checking, rechecking, and many outside opinions on the matter.

Did no one think to tell her that she looks like she stopped a cocaine drug den before arriving at a fashion show?

Damn Mr. President, That's Fucked Up

LOL! No cats were harmed in the making of this hilarious image sequence.

Bale Mania

It's created a frenzy. The now infamous Christian Bale Meltdown, has sparked some pretty hilarious remixes.

All it's done for me is make me want to hate fuck the ever living shit out Bale. But other people are more creative and are using their brains less primitively.

The original Meltdown. TMZ.com 

Bale Out by RevoLucian

Bill O'Reilly Vs. Bale

If I Were A Man, This Would Give Me A Huge Boner

Christian Bale has a total meltdown on the set of Terminator: Salvation when the director of photography walks through one of the scenes. It's truly colossal this meltdown.

Click here to listen to the full tirade. NSFW. What with all the swearing and excessive use of the F word. TMZ.com

Most of you will walk away from this thinking "Man what an asshole." Maybe he is, but this meltdown makes me want to Bone the ever living shit out of him. Can you imagine hate sex or angry sex with christian Bale. H..O..L..Y.. S..H..I..T..

I might be fucked in the head to be willing to admit that this is a total turn on, but who cares? There is so much material with this for the life I live inside of my head with Bale. Mmmmmm.

The New Korean Singing Sensation

By now some of you may have already seen some of these YouTube videos from this budding Korean singing sensation being passed around. It's very trendy at the moment. I thought I would jump on the bandwagon and compile a little best of collection for you. Enjoy!

This is my personal favorite. Watch for a second and then skip to the 2:40 mark. It's the best thing ever.

And for your holiday enjoyment, "All I want for Christmas is you." LOL!

My Latest Obsession

The new show on HBO called Summer Heights High.

It's from Australia. It is old now down there, but has newly arrived in the States. It's fucking hilarious.

The premise is about life in high school focusing on 3 characters played by one man named Chris Lilley.

There is Ja'mie King, the private school transplant, who is a dreadful snob but oblivious to that fact.

Jonah Takalua, The island kid with serious disruptive problems, and a foul mouth.

Mr. G, the high school drama teacher, and Broadway legend in his own mind.

My favorite is Jonah. Chris has really nailed the accents. I don't know how they keep a straight face or how many takes they must go through.

Here are two of my favorite clips.

Ranga

Dick Touch

Your Daily Crack-A-Lacka

Eric is that you?

It's been a while since I busted out with a Daily Crack-A-Lacka post. Mostly because nothing has changed. And each time I posted about it her, it looked like my blog hadn't changed.

But these lovely photos of Crack-A-Lacka confused me at first. Without the rats nest bee hive on her head and the the black eye liner smeared all over the place, she kind of looks like Eric from season 8 of Big Brother. I thought it was him trying to get some free press out of dressing like her for Halloween or some shit. Maybe late photos had surfaced.

 

It was only until I saw the disgusting pants, dirty fingernails, and Blake tattoo that I knew it was the real Crack-A-Lacka. Eric might be fugly and masturbate into socks, but he isn't dirty. Well when I say dirty I mean he at least takes a shower regularly.