Scandalous Candice

Pure Trash

Tara Reid fresh out of rehab and already a disastrous HOT MESS! This piece of trash was seen in public like this at Cannes.

People ask me all the time why I don't give people second chances and why I don't give a shit about people who willfully destroy their own lives. This is one of the prime reasons right here. No hope for recovering, no desire to get better and recover their image or dignity. She has been in rehab like 50 times and just got out recently!!

I don't even know why anyone bothers to take her picture anymore. She has looked exactly like this for the last ten years and hasn't had a solid J-O-B in like 10 years either.

Wash your hair you nasty ass drunk bitch. And put the fucking bottle down. Do you even know this guy you're hanging all over?



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I Found The Missing Link

I found the missing link on our evolutionary chain. Even better is that she is walking around and talking. She has even bred and had children. Oh the things science can learn from this missing link.

She even has a name and is being documented on t.v. Teresa from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It should be on the Discovery Channel and not Bravo. I am gathering that scientists will be able to tell a lot from her hairline. The one inch between the top of her forehead and eyebrow is particularly fascinating.

Okay, okay let's not hate on Teresa solely because let's face it, they are all beasts on TRHNJ.

There is Caroline the Orange Beast. I call her that based on the previews on t.v. She is a hot mess, orange nightmare, bronzer gone wrong on lily white skin, total hot mess. Her accent is so over the top and her bulldog butch stance on everything is so ridiculous. "Let me tell you about my family, we're thick as thieves." It's not as pathetic as Teresa's husband actually saying "fugetaboutit."

The rest of these ridiculous hags are whatever. Danielle has a tight body, but she also has a pulled back overly botoxed face. She is looking for her billionaire now that she is done being divorced from the millionaire who is holding on to her divorce settlement.



This NJ version is bound to be horribly bad and should be called the white trash with money of New Jersey. I am still going to watch this shit though. At the very least to watch the Missing Link.

Today's WTF Image

Today's WTF Image comes courtesy of Kelly Ripa. She has banging body. Tight arms and abs.... Except WTF is that on her belly? A nubbin? That is WEIRD!!

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Dear Oprah,

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT give Jenny McCarthy a platform to spew her awful views, inaccurate information about Autism, and teaching people not to get their kids vaccinated. She has the potential to harm thousands of children and families, those that listen to her bad advice.

I urge you not to support her platform or help her spread her misinformation. The lives she affects, the lives she will end up hurting will also rest on your head if you allow that moron the opportunity.

I urge you to listen to people who know what they are talking about like actual doctors. Listen to families who have suffered losses of children and their stories.

IOM Report: No Link Between Autism And Vaccines

WebMD

Science Daily 2007 Article


The Bad Astronomer's Plight:

Antivax Kills

Autism, vaccines, Australia, and some good news for a change

Vaccine Safety

Australian Antivax Movement Takes It's Toll

Antivaxxers Make Me Sick

Jim Carrey Loves The Pro-Disease Movement

Not taking vaccines brings back epidemics:

Science Based Medicine

Rash Actions And Dire Consequences

Amanda Peet's Cause

This information was found with a quick search of the internet. I am not a Doctor, I don't play one on t.v., but the information is there. Talk to doctors or anyone who works in the medical health profession. They will all tell you that Jenny McCarthy, a brainless former playboy model whose drapes do not match the rug, should be the very last person giving advice about autism and vaccinations. Some who calls her boyfriend Jim Carrey, "The Autism Whisperer." Classy!

Shame on you Oprah!! Shame on you for even entertaining this idea. You should be advocating on behalf of Doctors and actual science. If you wanted ratings or some controversy to bring your name some more press, why not deal with the issues at your school in South Africa? Why offer up something that potentially hurts even more children?

Again, I plead that you do not support Jenny McCarthy's platform or give her one to promote such terrible information. A boycott should be in order of your shows and anything you represent should you choose to stand up for someone who can potentially harm thousands of children.

Love,

Scandalous Candice

(Disclaimer: Oprah is a very powerful woman. If I end up dead or my car has mysteriously driven off into a ditch, I am just saying Oprah is a very powerful woman. One who can make things happen or people disappear if she wanted them gone for oh let's say inciting a boycott of her empire.)