This is a real letter I sent to Chris Matthews who hosts the show Hardball on MSNBC.
Dear Chris Matthews,
For the love of god please stop calling Dick Cheney, Dick Chee-nee. That is not the way you pronounce his name and you know it. It makes you sound totally ignorant. You do it purposely and it's stupid.
Also what can you do to stop being so "juicy" on air? You spit all over yourself when you talk, you are constantly sucking spit back when you talk and it builds up on air in the corners of your mouth. Smoke a joint or something before airtime, eat a cracker, whatever you have to do to dry yourself up. It's gag inducing to watch you talk at times.
Also stop rambling on air. When you ask someone a question, pose the question and then let them answer it. You constantly ask a question, and then answer it yourself or run on while the guest tries to answer it.
I don't mind the interruptions on someone who needs calling out or needs to stop talking but you should ask questions and then let your guest answer it at the very least.
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Respect Beer.
Candice Alström
Director of Events, http://beeradvocate.com
For the love of god please stop calling Dick Cheney, Dick Chee-nee. That is not the way you pronounce his name and you know it. It makes you sound totally ignorant. You do it purposely and it's stupid.
Also what can you do to stop being so "juicy" on air? You spit all over yourself when you talk, you are constantly sucking spit back when you talk and it builds up on air in the corners of your mouth. Smoke a joint or something before airtime, eat a cracker, whatever you have to do to dry yourself up. It's gag inducing to watch you talk at times.
Also stop rambling on air. When you ask someone a question, pose the question and then let them answer it. You constantly ask a question, and then answer it yourself or run on while the guest tries to answer it.
I don't mind the interruptions on someone who needs calling out or needs to stop talking but you should ask questions and then let your guest answer it at the very least.
--
Respect Beer.
Candice Alström
Director of Events, http://beeradvocate.com
He then took to the airwaves to even more so and more poignantly say CHEE-NEE. What a stupid fucking bitch. Everyone around him on the panel discussion about Dick Cheney said his name properly and Matthews stuck to his guns to look like a fucking clown and kept calling him CHEE-NEE.
Here is the video of Matthews emphasizing CHEE-NEE while everyone else is saying Chey-nee. I think he must have gotten my email and then went to the airwaves to be a stupid prick about it and wound up looking like a total asshole for continuing to say CHEE-NEE. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
And to make matters worse, MSNBC just renewed this goddamn clown for another 4 years. Great more "juicy" Hardball with Chris Matthews.
Dear SC, I was so glad to read of your annoyance with Matthews stubborn insistence with the Cheney name. My annoyance is cumulative to the point that I may have to quit watching. It's just so self aggrandizing of Chris to cling to this "tick."Thanks for articulating what many must be thinking.
Posted by: Jennifer@jenniferjohnson.net | July 15, 2009 at 05:46 PM