Umm Your Dress Doesn't Fit

Gwyneth Paltrow... No! No! No!

Where to start with these pictures? I know I will start with the dress. One, it's too short. Two, she needs tits to fill it out. Three, the shoes are horribly wrong with this outfit.

She has had an obsession lately with super high heels and short skirts. The last time she tried something this short her ass cheek was hanging out in an unflattering way.

This time it's her flat wonky tits and this dress simply doesn't fit. It looks like a petite size a giant tried to pull off.

Next thing you will notice is her collar bones. Fucking gross. She has taken to working out with Madonna way too seriously and gone way too far.

And lastly, that hair. It looks like a fried mess with tacky and greasy roots. What the fuck? With millions of dollars you can't get your hair and roots done properly? There should be a law that if you make millions, you are to be required at all times to look the part. And that means basic root maintenance. At least the rest of us schleps would have something to be envious of.