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April 30, 2008

Maybe From The Neck Up

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[Image Via Perez Hilton... Lame I know but I couldn't find an image big enough. So deal with his cartoon drawings on her lip.]

Jennifer Love Huge Ass is considered The Sexiest Woman On TV according to TV Guide. Yeah she is gorgeous and all, but from the neck up. She still has a fat ass. I don't mean to hate on her, but after that embarrassing bikini pic of her made the rounds on the internet, you would think she would have done something about it.


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Leg exercises, Buns of Steel, Pilates, Lipsuction.... Something. But she hasn't. Instead she has chosen the strappy sun dress over jeans route. It's not working. I can still tell she has a fat ass.

To make matters worse she lied about being a size 2. I think she lied anyway. I haven't exactly chased her down with a tape measurer. But I do know her tits are not a size 2. And her ass definitely isn't a size 2. And on top of all of that, stupid idiot women across the world joined hands to defend her. LEAVE JENNIFER LOVE HUGE ASS ALONE!!!! For the love of god. All we ask our celebrities to do is work out in their spare time. They millions of dollars. They are getting paid to look good while on t.v. because let's face it, there are not a lot of great actors out there anymore. We don't ask that anyone be anorexic, but when you get called out for having a fat ass, do something about it.


Let the hate mail pour in.

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